More Parodies...

I found a few more parodies I wrote some years ago....(And again...DON'T ASK what inspired me to write some of them!!! LOL! The ideas just popped into my head out of no where...LOL! I used to write a lot of parodies when I had a LOT to do...like a lot of exams coming up and had to study a lot. For some reason, the more stressed out I was...the more parodies I wrote! LOL! So I guess it was my way of "relaxing" and giving my "brain a break" from studying and memorizing stuff...I have no idea! LOL!)

A song about a lazy man and his lawn....and trying to get the man motivated to finally mow his lawn...LOL!

MOW THE LAWN
(To the tune of "Break Of Dawn" by Michael Jackson)

Get a tan, feel the touch of the sun rays, ain't it fine
You can be free outdoors in the fresh air hours of time
The grass's longer, it's so high, the sight just isn't so nice
It's too much, a disgust
Don't you know, your lawn just mow!
Your wife moans, neighbours plea
For you to just mow your lawn
People talk, people say
Your backyard is full of hay
Ooooh
Your lawn you never mow
Get scissors
A knife or lawnmower

Chorus:
Just mow the lawn
You can not see the sun shine, the grass's so high
Mow the lawn
I bet your kids get lost in that jungle
Mow the lawn
I don't know what I should do just to motivate you
Mow the lawn
I want you to mow the lawn, the grass cut!

Get a tan, feel the sweat, no you are not finished yet!
The grass groom, hour or two, you got to water it too!
It's a lot of work but still that work you cannot ignore
You can't let your lawn just bem 'cause the grass will grow and grow

Mow the lawn
At your backyard the grass's high
Mow the lawn
You can't even see the sky
Mow the lawn
Man, you got to understand
The lawn you got to mow
A great way to get a tan!!! LOL!

Chorus x2

Go get your lawn mower
Start it up and try it out
Cut the hay,ugly hay
Just cut it and throw away
Mow the lawn, it's not hard
The grass cut, just get started
The grass groom, water it too
Man, just mow the lawn or it'll swallow you!!!

And so on...

By summer
November 4th, 2001


I was studying for my microbiology exam and to remember some of the stuff, I did a parody to an MJ song...So once you read this parody you all should know how to avoid getting sick!! LOL!

THE DISEASE SONG
(To the tune of "Man In The Mirror" by MJ)

Disease in every place
Who'll catch it? Who'll die?
You can get it from food
And if someone sneezes
You can even die

As I learn 'bout the infections
Cholera and its cause
Some infections can make you blind
Streptococcal disease
Like Scarlet Fever
What about the mumps, chicken pox or meningitis
Salmonella's not fun
It can make you throw up
And your heart rate'll slow
Parasites can cause Malaria, you know
HIV's always lethal
That's why I want you to know

Go wash your hands before every dinner
If you sneeze turn your head away
And no sex unless you're using a condom
If you're gonna tour the world, get shots today
Don't drink water in places where it's not safe

Nananaaaah nananaaaah nanaaah na naaaah A-haaaa

Don't eat meat that is raw
Or food that is too old
Or soon the fever will rise
Mosquitos in jungle
They should leave you alone
Encephalitis from ticks
And all your hope is gone
Too much sun can do harm
Can cause melanoma
You should watch your skin
The bad air ruins lungs in all big cities
Industry's polluting seas
And that causes more diseases

Go wash your hands before every dinner...

And so on...LOL!

By summer
December 19th, 2000



MICHAEL JACKSON'S REALLY THE KING
(To the tune of "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" by MJ)

I say Michael Jackson's the king
Michael Jackson's really the king

He's known in the whole world
His songs are wondrous
You just love his rhythm
He's so great, I tell ya!!!

I know Mike ain't like any other
He's unique, his songs I play loud
And if I can't hear that beat
I know I'll have a breakdown!! LOL!

So I listen Mikey
His songs are so funky
Dancin', singing, I like it!!!
I say
Michael Jackson's the real king!!


I say Michael Jackson's the king
Michael Jackson's really the king

He's known in the whole world
His songs are wondrous
You just love his rhythm
He's so great, I tell ya!!!

A lot of artists pretend they're good
But we all know that the're no good
We all know a man who's greater
There's a man who will amaze ya!

This man is divine, he's
Genius, he's so fine, he's
Talented, clever, he's lovely
And he's the KING OF MUSIC!!!

I say Michael Jackson's the king
Michael Jackson's really the king

He's known in the whole world
His songs are wondrous
You just love his rhythm
He's so great, I tell ya!!!

You're best of all
(you're best of all)
You're best of all
(you're best of all)
We all love you
(we all love you)
You're best of all
(you're best of all)
You are the best
(you are the best)
You're best of all
(you're best of all)
We all love you
(we all love you)
You're best of all
Aow

MJ videos I'm always watching
Wanna see Michael moonwalking
Keep rewindin' pausing so long
So that I can watch Mike longer

I am always smiling
When I see Mike on screen
Faintin', screaming, sighing
Saying Michael Jackson's the real king

I say Michael Jackson's the king
Michael Jackson's really the king

He's known in the whole world
His songs are wondrous
You just love his rhythm
He's so great, I tell ya!!!

You're best of all
(you're best of all)
You're best of all
(you're best of all)
We all love you
(we all love you)
You're best of all
(you're best of all)
You are the best
(you are the best)
You're best of all
(you're best of all)
We all love you
(we all love you)
You're best of all
Aow

If we can't see you, baby
We're not happy, baby
So do you think maybe
We could see you again, baby!!

You are always hiding
YOur fans are all crying
Hoping, praying, sighing
WE WANNA SEE YOU MIKEY!!! :(


I say Michael Jackson's the king
Michael Jackson's really the king

He's known in the whole world
His songs are wondrous
You just love his rhythm
He's so great, I tell ya!!!

Michael J.'s so fine
The best in whole wide world
And we're all fans of Mike
Support him forever
His music we play loud
'Cause his songs are so good
The King Of Music
Everyone knows it's YOU!!!!
Help me sing it

MJJ, Michael J., we all love ya
MJJ, Michael J., we all love ya

And so on...

By summer
November 18th, 2000


FAN
(To the tune of MJ's song "Bad")

Your butt is fine
And you know we're right
Just show your face
And broads they sigh
I'm telling you
On how I feel
So do you mind?
Release the CD

C'mon (Shamone?! LOL!), C'mon, begging for it, alright!!

I'm begging you
I'm gonna plead
I'm not that tough
Won't let it be
When will your new
CD come out?
We're all insane
Gonna scream and shout

Well they say there is no release date
And to Mike that's really true
But my friend please release something
Or you know I'll feel blue

Because I'm fan, I'm fan you know it
(Fan, fan, really big fan)
I'm fan, I'm fan, C'mon, you know
I'm fan, I'm fan, you know it, you know
And the whole world has to answer right now
Just to tell you once again
WHOSE FAN!!!

The word is out
You're recording long
The time is up
Release those songs
You're flying miles
Don't cha think we're right
So listen up
Or we'll make a riot! LOL!

New songs we need
'Cause we are fans
We'll scream and moan
We'll even chant

Well they say there is no release date
And to Mike that's really true
But my friend please release something
Or you know I'll feel blue

Because I'm fan, I'm fan you know it
(Fan, fan, really big fan)
I'm fan, I'm fan, C'mon, you know
I'm fan, I'm fan, you know it, you know
And the whole world has to answer right now
Just to tell you once again
WHOSE FAN!!!

Coul we get the CD tomorrow?
That would really be amazing
If you don't know what I'm saying
Take one look at my face (*summer sobbing and pouting* LOL!)

Because I'm fan...

And so on...

By summer
(Don't know what year...Somewhere around 1999-2000 I think...)