For Diane Dimond and Tom Sneddon

I just found these two parodies that I wrote in 2003-2004 during the Michael Jackson trial. Diane Dimond and Tom Sneddon were seriously making me SICK...Those two are just EVIL...and it seemed they had a "thing going on" too...Eeeww! LOL!

Anyways, here are two songs dedicated especially for those two FOOLS. I hope they will feel "special"! *sarcasm* LOL!

FOR DIANE DIMOND:

THE PEST
(to the tune of "The Best", sung by Tina Turner)

A real fool
We know that's you
You are a liar
When you're on TV
I wish you would get fired
Your "news" are sleaze
You have no clue what TRUTH means

You tell about some love letters
That exist in your dreams
You're siding with prosecution
We know what THAT means!
Oooh you're doing wrong!
You think telling lies is alright

CHORUS:
You're simply the PEST
Even worse than all the rest
I don't know even one
Truthful thing you've ever said
You think you're so smart
You hang on every word Sned (=Sneddon) says
*Diane trying to talk to fans and get some scoops from fans*
"Tell YOU 'bout Mike??!!! No, no...
Diane, I would rather be DEAD!!"

Think you're smart?
On the board (=MJJF)
You're every night and every day
With your lies you have lost
You'll be washed away
Just keep lying, you'll be behind bars
You could be in no better place!

CHORUS:
You're simply the PEST
Even worse than all the rest
I don't know even one
Truthful thing you've ever said
You think you're so smart
You hang on every word Sned says
"Tell YOU 'bout Mike??!!! No, no...
Diane, I would rather be DEAD!!"

Each court day you are there
You think you're in control
You're planning things that're retarded and foul
But you just better leave Michael alone
Diane Dimond, just F**K OFF!!!!!!!

CHORUS:
You're simply the PEST
Even worse than all the rest
I don't know even one
Truthful thing you've ever said
You think you're so smart
You hang on every word Sned says
"Tell YOU 'bout Mike??!!! No, no...
Diane, I would rather be DEAD!!"


FOR TOM SNEDDON. The a-hole of all a-holes...

SHUT UP
(To the tune of "Shut Up", sung by the Black Eyed Peas)
New lyrics by summer

CHORUS:
Shut up just shut up shut up [x3]
Shut it up just shut up shut up
Shut up just shut up shut up[x3]
Shut it up just shut up shut up
Tom Sneddon don't you know
You're not the one in control
Though you try to dig some dirt
It's still you who will get cursed
Cause you're crazy
You egoistic D.A.
You think you are amazing

Tom all you got is just lies (we know)
You think you're sly
Tell details to 'nother fool: Diamond (we know)
Court TV leach hates Mike (we know)
Things you both say and do
Just aren't cool
And we've got proof
Diss Mike a lot
Diss him even more
But when truth comes out
We'll see YOU in court

See, there's something you don't understand
While you're yelling, we keep collecting FACTS
You say Mike molested that kid (BULLSH*T!)
And gave intoxicating agent (BULLSH*T!)
Your case is based on a big lie, Sned!
Just open the files again and check the facts first!
Shut up just shut up shut up
Shut it up just shut up shut up



Chorus
Tom Sneddon don't you know
You're not the one in control
Though you try to dig some dirt
It's still you who will get cursed
Cause you're crazy
You egoistic D.A.
You think you are amazing

Diamond she gotta get scoops so fast
Live she reports from Neverland
Sneddon makes sure she is in the know
Leaking her info to save her show
Diamond just hates Mike so damn much
Cause fools don't have as much as Michael's got..
Scheaming with lies that they are spinning
Thinking they are winning
Glorifying their decision
The truth will come out and we'll make you all listen
Never again Mike's money will be your ambition
Tom yells, Di tells, Nancy Grace yaps
Got reporters across the street saying
News to sell
News to sell
Let's hunt MJ down
Cut out all the facts and add dramatic sounds but
Shut up just shut up shut up
Shut it up just shut up shut up

Chorus
Tom Sneddon don't you know
You're not the one in control
Though you try to dig some dirt
It's still you who will get cursed
Cause you're crazy
You egoistic D.A.
You think you are amazing
Shut up just shut up shut up
Shut it up just shut up shut up



Tom, the boy is lying
Why don't you stop trying
You won't get a million
Just retire, old man
A case you just do not have
Tommy forget the past
And give up your plan
Why? Cause you're just a dumb loony
Cause if you think you will win this
Tom we know it's all lies what you say
We're damn right!
Cause we heard them lame damn excuses just yesterday
Tom you ain't gonna win
No you ain't
Tom you ain't gonna win
No you ain't
Tom you ain't gonna win
Tom you are the loser
With all your sad excuses
Tom you're useless
Whooooaaa

Shut up just shut up shut up
Shut it up just shut up shut up

Stop the talking Sneddy!
Or bricks start falling Tommy!

*fans listening to Sneddon's "evidence"*
Is that all there is..... *rolling eyes*