A few more parodies...

I found a few more parodies I have written...not the best ones but..oh well. LOL!


Not intended to offend anyone...It was really inspired by my own huge craving for junk food and candy and wanting to lose 10 pounds. LOL!

DIET
(to the tune of Michael Jackson's "Cry")

Somebody weighs too many pounds
Someone just loves M&M's
Oh boy!
Somebody's snacking all night long
And she pigs out on food
And she shoves in the M&M's

I should diet, so I'm told
Someone is hiding my food
Oh no!
And so my good days are now gone
No more sundaes (=ice cream) all night
It's just carrots and some rice

Chorus:
Fitness Trainer: You can walk to work!
Summer:Can't I take the bus instead??!!
FT: And don't eat at night
Summer: But what if I'm starving to death??!
FT: Dessert? There'll be none!!
Summer: Not even tiny piece of pie???!!!! :(((
I don't wanna diet!!!
Liposuction will do fine!! LOL!

I don't laugh when they say I'm fat! :( LOL!
Calling names just isn't nice! :(
Oh no!
I have the right to be obese!! LOL!
And I just eat junk food *pokey tongue*
Ice cream, sweets and cakes and pies

*summer looks in the mirror*
Now I'm facing my fattness
My weight is unheard of!!
Oh no!! :O LOL!
To think I once was thin!!
But all I had to do
Was eat all that food
That food...!

(Chorus)

And when that fat goes
There'll be no more Mars (=Mars bars)
And no Skittles
I will pig out on celery, CELERY!!!!

*summer running on a treadmill with a piece of celery in her hand and a water bottle in the other*

SHOW THE WORLD!! LOL!

By summer
December 27th, 2001


BE FRIENDS WITH ME
(To the tune of NSync's "Celebrity")

Chorus:
If I was sick in bed one day
Would you still be friends with me?
If your help I would need too some way
Would you stay or would you leave?
If I would be saying sappy things
Instead of always saying funny things
Would you still wanna listen to me?
Would you wanna be friends with me?

Baby
I ain't some little thing
That lives her life to entertain you.
I am no joker
Don't think I have no feelings at all
I hate the way you take for granted that you are
Friends with me
Better you just leave if you can't
Love me for real

Don't want
Friends that aren't real
Don't wanna be
Friends that way
I don't need
Superficial friends
If you don't love me for me then don't stay, get out babe!

(Chorus)

Be friends with mem be frinds with me x4

Forgot
To ask me how's my life while you
Need advice again from me?
Not very nice to always be ignoring other
People's needs
A sign of a good friend is when he loves you
Un-con-di-tio-nally
Good friend cares for you forever yeah

You can't
Treat me this way
I ain't no
Puppet to play
I don't want
Selfish aquaintances
Is it too much to ask to care for me, babe?

(Chorus)

You don't need to buy things, 'cause
You don't owe me, just maybe ask me
How's my day
And don't you use me, don't lie or fool me
Don't put me down or call me names
Ask "How are you" once in a while
And care for me and please just love me for me
That'd be so sweet, yeah

Be friends with me, be friends with me x4

By summer
October 3rd, 2001

MIKE PLEASE WAVE
(To the tune of NSync's "Just Got Paid")

We fans wanna see Mike
So Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike
Please wave

(Mikey, Mikey, Mikey, Mikey x7 )

Oooh
Oooooh yeah
Uuuuh
Ooooh
Yeah
Ooh

Chorus:
Mike please wave
Wave one time
We are hoping
To see ya t'night
Your fans waiting
Chanting loud
"Wave to fans!!"
Mike come to the window

Here to see ya
One more time
Your fans wanna see
Your big brown eyes
We're not stalking
We're just fans
That's the reason
Why we all chant:
Michael could you
Come to the window
And keep waving
That'd be neat
Wave MJ, yeah
Wave MJ
oh, oh, oh oh,´

Chorus

Come to the window Mike, don't be impossible
We wanna see you Mike, we fans are unstoppable
And it's probable we keep chanting Mike
'Til we see glimpse of you just one time
We know you're hiding behind that curtain, hey
Saw it moving and then you ran away
You enjoy tasing your fans this way
Mike please wave!
Uh

We're all bored
Some fans weep
All fans
Saying you're sweet
"Mike is a baby!"
"He's so fine!!"
Come on, Mikey!!
Sweet eye-delight! :D LOL!!

"I just saw that curtain move!!"
"I think I saw him!!"
"I saw Mikey waving at me!!"
But all your fans wanna see you, Mikey
Pull that curtain aside!!
Pull the curtain aside!!!!

Mike please wave...x2

Aow
Say M
Say M
Say MJ
Say MJ
Say MJ wave
MJ
Oooooooooooooh ah!!

Mike please wave...

By summer
April 18th, 2001

MICHAEL JACKSON'S REALLY THE KING
(To the tune of MJ's "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin')

I say Michael Jackson's the king
Michael Jackson's really the king x2

He's known in the whole world
His songs are wondrous
You just love his rhythm
He's so great I tell ya x2

I know Mike ain't like any other
He's unique, his songs I play loud
And if I can't hear that beat
I know I'll have a breakdown LOL!

So I listen Mikey
His songs are so funky
Dancin', Singin' I like it!!
I say
Michael Jackson's the real king

I say Michael Jackson's really the king....
He's known in the whole world....

A lot of artists pretend that they're good
But we all know that they're no good LOL!
We all know a man who's greater
There's a man who will amaze ya!

This man is divine, he's
Genius, he's so fine, he's
Talented, clever, he's lovely
And he's the KING OF MUSIC!!!

And I say Michael Jackson's the king....
He's known in the whole world....

You're best of all
(You're best of all)
You're best of all
(You're best of all)
We all love you
(We all love you)
You're best of all
(You're best of all)
You are the best
(You are the best)
You're best of all
(You're best of all)
We all love you
(We all love you)
You're best of all
Aow


MJ videos I'm always watching
Wanna see Michael moonwalking
Keep rewindin', pausing so long
So that I can watch Mike longer

I am always smiling
When I see Mike on screen
Faintin', screamin', sighing
Saying Michael Jackson's the real king

I say Michael Jackson's the king...
He's known in the whole world..
You're bes of all...

If we can't see you, baby
We're not happy, baby
So do you think maybe
We could see you again, baby

You are always hiding
Your fans are all crying
Hopin', prayin', sighing
WE WANNA SEE YOU, MIKEY!!!!

I say Michael Jackson's the king...
He's known in the whole world...

Michael J.'s so fine
The best in whole wide world
And we're all fans of Mike
Support him forever
His music we play loud
'Cause his songs are so good
The King of Music
Everyone knows it's YOU!!!!

Help me sing it!!

MJJ, Michael J., we all love ya
MJJ, Michael J, we all love ya..........


By summer
November 18th, 2000







We all love you
(We all love you)