Parodies Part 2

Here are a few more parodies I have written...and no..this is not ALL I have...more to come. LOL! And I just found out that the King Of Pop Discussion board has some of the parodies I wrote archived!!! LOL! They have an archive called "Summer's Greatest Hits". LOL! Aaaw..I feel honored! LOL! I found some parodies there that I wrote YEARS ago and that I had totally forgot about! LOL! Like I mentioned before...I have written SO MANY...I can't remember them all by heart. I think I have written a parody to the tune of EVERY SINGLE MJ song by now. LOL! Unfortunately I never "archived" my own parodies, so a lot of them have been lost during the years, but I'm glad to see someone did part of the work for me and kept them on the board! :)


Another parody I wrote while waiting for the Invincible album to be released...LOL! The fans were getting really excitied and impatient...the relase date kept changing and we just couldn't WAIT to get the album...LOL!


MIKE MIKE MIKE
(To the tune of N'Sync's "Bye Bye Bye")


He-hey
Mike Mike Mike
Mike Mike
Oh oh


We're longing to see Mike
We're starting to feel so deprived
Oh no this ain't alright
Hey Mikey, come on!!!
We love you endlessly
But we want that CD!
So why don't you release it and sing a song?

You know that we can't wait no more
We're so deprived
Want the CD soon in the stores
We need Mike Mike Mike!!!

Chorus:
Mike, Mike
You know we're gonna wait for you
Do we have to wait another year or two?
We can beg Mike, 'cause we're so deprived!
We need Mike, Mike Mike!!
Mike, Mike
This waiting is just really tough
Mike have mercy, we have waited long enough
We're on our knees, 'cause we're so deprived
We need Mike, Mike, Mike!!!

Oh oh

Just hit us with the truth
The album, will it be out soon...?
We have been waiting so long!
Mikey, COME ON!!
We listen your CDs
And sing along all "hee hees"
Now your fans are just begging for the new songs

You know that we can't wait no more
We're so deprived
Want the CD soon in the store
We need Mike Mike Mike!!!

(repeat chorus)

Not giving up, we know for sure
We'll see Michael again when his CD's in the stores
Mike, Mike
We're screaming out "We need Mike-stuff!!"
Wanna get the new songs now, we've waited long enough!


Do we have to wait for you
'Nother year or two ??
Say that it's not true, dear Mike!!!
(Mike Mike Mike)
We have waited long enough
(Long enough)
Five years is enough
(Mike Mike)
We are so deprived

Mike Mike
You know we wait and wait for you
Do we have to wait another year or two?
We all wanna see you soon!!
We are so deprived!
We need Mike Mike Mike!!
Mike Mike
This waiting has been really tough!
Don't you think we all have waited long enough
Mike can't you see, your fans are deprived!
WE NEED MIKE!!!!
Mike Mike

By summer
January 9th, 2001



This one was in the series..."Parodies written in the middle of the night while taking a break from studying for an exam..." LOL! I wrote this one at 3 am...LOL! edicated to the cutest man on earth! :)

MJ IS REALLY CUTE
(To the tune of 3T's "Anything")

I just dig Mike
His face I like
Ooooh aaaah
I think MJ is really cute
I think MJ is really cute
I think MJ is really cute
MJ's really cute

Sitting at home
Looking a photo of Mike
His face is fine
I think it's just alright
Breaking my heart
They say there's something wrong
He looks just sweet
And his eyes are just so gor-oh oh oh oh-geous
I think MJ is really cute
I do

Thinking why do some people have to start
To diss his face, those people aren't too smart
I've seen Mike's face
I think it's just alright
I just cannot wait to see it again some time
Cause I think MJ is really cute
Yes, I do

I just dig Mike
(I just dig Mike)
His face I like
(His face I like)
Maybe I'm blind
But I think his face's just too cute
I think MJ is really cute
I think MJ is really cute
I think MJ is really
MJ's really cute

So what can I do
To make those people stop
What does it take
To make them all shut up
If they are smart
They'll leave Mike's face alone
And they shouldn't lie
And say there is something wrong oh oh oh oh
Cause I think MJ is really cute
Yes, I do

So don't diss Mike
That is not nice
His face is fine
It is alright
Do not call him names
Cause that is just really very mean
I just dig Mike
(I think you're fine)
(Love your face, M. Jackson!)
I think MJ is really cute
(Michael you're a cutie!!)
I think MJ is really cute
(MJ, you're just cute, babe!)
I think MJ is really
(Michael you're just)
MJ's really cute
(Michael you're just cute!)
(I say I like your face, Mikey)
I just dig Mike
(Oh an dI mean it too Mikey!!!)
His face I like
(Cute Mikey, Mikey, Mikey, Mikey, Mikey, you're too cute!!)
I think MJ is really cute
(I say your face's cute Mike)
I think MJ is really cute
(You are just too cute, Mike!!)
I think MJ is really
(Really cute, hey)
MJ's really cute
(Your fans all adore you)

By summer
January 17th, 2001



A little 7 year old's song about school....LOL!

I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL
(To the tune of "I Just Can't Stop Loving You")

Each time the alarm roars
I wake up, I cry "NO!!"
A new school day...
I keep on yawning
'Nother day that's boring
Can't I stay in bed today?
I eat my oat meal
I shower very long
I just don't want to go to school
I try a white lie
"Mom, I'm not alright...."
But it just works never
A lie's not the answer

I want my toys now
I don't want school stuff
I'll just stay in
My dad shouts "Come now!!"
Sits in the car and honks
I'm not moving
If I start sobbing
Maybe I can stay home
I just don't want to go to school
I just wanna stay home
And play all day long
My life is so boring
If I must go to school!!

I don't wanna go to school
I don't wanna go to school
And if I must
There is no fun
And I'll feel blue
So I don't wanna go to school

At night when the stars shine
I pray that I will find
And excuse that's cool
Don't want mom to wake me
Why can't they let me be??!!
I don't like school!!
I don't want no drills
I got my own skills
Why do I need to go to school?!
School days are just WRONG!
Kids can't sit that long
So my life is so boring
If I must go to school!!!

Can't I stay home and play tomorrow?
Kids don't need homework every day...
I can say school is just so WRONG!!
I am just a child and I want to play for always!!!

I don't wanna go to school
(I'm a baby!!)
I don't wanna go to school
(And if I do must)
And if I must
(Oh)
There is no fun
And I'll feel blue
(It's so cruel, uh-huh!!!)
I don't wanna go to school
(Hee hee hee)
(I'm no nerd!!!)
I don't wanna go to school
(You know it's cruel!!)
And if I must...

By summer
January 13th, 2001



I wrote this one as an "Ode to Wayne Nagin" for doing such a good job as Michael's bodyguard and keeping teh crazy fans from bothering Michael. (Oh...and just like most of the parodies...this one is NOT autobiographical! LOL! I do go to MJ's hotel sometimes, but I'd NEVER try to go in and bother Michael. Just to make that clear!!). So this one's for Wayne..and about fans who bother Michael and who go into his hotel and try to find his room.

WAYNE'S IN THE WAY NOW
(To the tune of MJ's "Stranger In Moscow")
I was wandering at Mike's hotel
Thinking just how to get in
Made up my mind and walked in
Hid the camera I was carrying
Tried to find the right room
Opened a door, there was just a broom
So I just walked on and then
Wayne saw me and wouldn't let me

How does it feel
(How does it feel)
How does it feel
How does it feel
When you're thrown out
And you know Mike's inside

Here I am back in the rain
Can't get Mike off of my brain
Wayne and Skipper were watching me
At the backdoor they wouldn't be
So I started to head that way
There are ways to get away
So I tried to get in again and again and again.....
(Wayne just would not let me!!!)

How does it feel....
When you're thrown out
And you know Mike's inside
And Wayne's in the way now
Oh just go away!!
And Wayne's in the way now
Oh just go away!!
We're talking danger
We're talking danger baby
When Wayne's in the way now....

By summer
2000



I wrote this one after I saw a few pictures of Prince and Paris in one magazine. They were in a van and showing some of their toys from the window. They looked really cute and so this song was inspired by them. :) Oh, and even though the song talks about asking MJ to buy all these toys, and entrance to Disneyland being free because MJ is famous...I am in no way referring to Prince and Paris being "spoiled brats" or anything!!!! The word "Puzzles" just popped into my mind while listening to the song "Muscles"...and I thought it would be cute to write something about the kids...you know...something cute and funny. And that's what I came up with.

PUZZLES
(To the tune of "Muscles" written by MJ, sung by Diana Ross)

The scene: At Neverland....Prince wakes up early in the morning in MJ's bedroom, while Michael and Paris are still asleep. Prince is yawning, stretching and playing with his teddy bear....trying to be really quiet, not to wake up daddy and Paris. Prince is quietly talking to himself (...The lyrics are Prince "talking to himself"...). After a while Prince gets bored and starts poking MJ to the side, trying to wake him up...but then after a while he gets sleepy again himself and falls asleep again in the end.

Last night I just said "Dad!!"
"Let's go to Disneyland!!"
And dad, I know for sure
One ride ain't enough for me!

Tickets we will not buy
It's free, ain't that just fine!
But dad, let's buy toys first
Rides just ain't enough for me

I want bears, Disney stuff and dolls
(Paris, let's get a car full!)
I just want Pokemons and lots of books

And some puzzles!!
Oh oh oh
And, and things that are funny
(Maybe water bombs!!!)
(Throw them out from car windows!!)
I want puzzles
Oh oh oh
And, and things that are funny
(Maybe water bombs!!)
(Throw them out from car windows!!)

PJ, yes sir, that's me!!!
And I like toys, you see
Hey dad buy more of them
Playing is my life, you see
But probably nicest thing I need
Is, hear my daddy sing
My dad he is a gem
Taking his time for me

I want bears, Disney stuff and dolls
(Paris, let's get a car full!!)
I just want Nintendos and lots of books

And some puzzles...

Paris! Dad!!
I will play with you
So much fun
My dad is funny
Hide and seek
Playing tag all day
Throw frizbee
Play ball 'til it's late
All that is so great that's for sure
Play with me
Play with me, daddy!! *Prince gently poking MJ to the side with his finger to wake him up*
Take this duck
Let's all go swimming
Or let's see...
Could we go paddling?!

*Prince tickles MJ and Paris, trying to wake them up, but they both just sleep on*

Last night I just said "Dad!"
"Let's go to Disneyland!!"
And dad I know for sure
One ride ain't enough for me

I want bears, Disney stuff and dolls
(Paris let's get a car full!!)
I just want Pokemons and lots of books

I want puzzles!!!
And, and things that are funny
(Maybe water bombs!!)
(Throw them out from car windows!!)I want puzzles
All toys for me
All toys for me
(I want puzzles!)
And something funny
I want puzzles
All toys I can ever get
All toys for me
All toys for me
All toys for me

*Prince is getting tired and falls asleep again while mumbling "puzzles"...*

I want puzzles
Puzzles....
Puzzles...
Puzzles...
Puzzles...

By summer
September 7th, 2000



A song about dieting...LOL!

NEVER CAN KEEP MY DIET
(To the tune of "Never Can Say Goodbye" sung by the Jackson 5)

Never can keep my diet
No no no no
I never can keep my diet
I say no matter what it takes
I'll be lighter and wear size small
Though I try and try to hide all candy
I buy more in the store
Then I wanted liposuction, you see
But the doctor just told me no
Tell me why, is it so?

'Cause I
Never can keep my diet
No no no no
I never can keep my diet
I just try to think I've eaten enough
I don't need a portion more
I try eating more vegetables
I try exercising more
But no matter what I do
I just love candy so much more
Tell me why
Is it so
Hard to lose just ten pounds??!!!

I never can keep my diet
(Never can keep your diet girl)
Oooh oooh baby
(Seems like you can't lose ten pounds girl)
Never can keep my diet
No no no
Oooh oh

Never can keep my diet
No no no no
I never can keep my diet
I keep thinking I'll lose some pounds
If I just do my workout
But then I see strawberry chocolate
I see peanut buttter cups
And I take one piece and can't stop
I need sweets, can't live without
Tell me why
Is it so
Hard to lose just TEN POUNDS??!!!! LOL!

By summer
January 13th, 2001



This one was written for all the MJIFC chatters...I used to always chat there and met a lot of very nice MJ fans, and I had a great time in that chatroom!! (Oh and back then I didn't have a computer at home, so I used to chat at the university...as did some of my friends...that's why I am talking about a "computer room". LOL!)

KEEP CHATTIN'
(To the tune of MJ's "Speed Demon")

I'm heading to the comp room
Chat's on my mind
And nothing really matters
I'm gonna chat a long time
One look at the comp screen now
To check all the facts
Agent Vamp in here yet?
If not, I know she'll be right back

Keep chattin'
Summer chatting all day
Never going away
Keep chattin'
Kelly's at the uni
Sending message to me
Keep chattin'
My computer's real fast
I'm stopping at nothing
Keep chattin'
Just pull off the plug
Or she'll stay in all night (=stay in the chatroom all night..LOL!)

Ain't nothing gonna stop me
Ain't no stop, just jokes
The chatters really know me
I'm never the first one to go

Keep chattin'....

Keep chattin'
Few more hours, or just one
You'll meet the coolest MJ fans
They'll tell you what is going on
Blue, DJ, POP, and MichaelRadio
Gonna stay in here for hours
Like for me there's no tomorrow!!! LOL!

By summer
Winter 1998




This parody is based on the Prime Time Live interview that Michael did with Lisa Marie and Diane Sawyer. I thought Diane Sawyer was just really mean and STUPID....and during some parts it looked like Michael couldn't stand her either. LOL! It was so lame how they had taped questions for MJ and Lisa Marie...like Sawyer was too embarrassed to ask the questions herself, but was dying to know...*rolling eyes*

SAWYER
(To the tune of MJ's "Thriller")

Note: The "you" in this song is MJ....)

*Diane Sawyer opens the door to the studio and walks in*

It's close to Prime Time
And this one lady's lurking in the dark
Under the spot lights
You see a sight that almost stops your heart (=MJ sees Sawyer! LOL!)
Soon she's on screen
Now they check the sound and you think "I hate this!!"
Your eyes you squeeze
'Cause you don't wanna look into her eyes
'Cause she's not nice

You know it's Sawyer
Sawyer Di
And you don't wanna talk with her
'Cause she is not so nice
You know it's Sawyer
Sawyer Di
She's interviewing live
But you don't like her
Sawyer's not nice
Yeah
Oooh

Her face you wanna slap
As she asks questions that are not much fun
Your foot you just tap
And wanna say on air she's a moron
You correct lies
And hold your breath to try to keep your patience
She asks ten times
You think "What a creep!", give the evil eye
She's out of line!!

But that is Sawyer
Sawyer Di
Does not give a chance for Mike
To say what's in his mind, no
Sawyer
Sawyer Di
She's interviewing live
But you don't like her
Sawyer's not nice

Obnoxiuos and boring
Does not dare to ask Mike
If he has sex
So they are taping
At the mall the questions for Mike
(They're such morons!!)
Then they air the questions live
Oh

She's trying to get you
She's questioning you, she ain't on your side
And then she disses you
'Cause your skin color is now close to white
She just ain't fine
Does not know true art even if it hit her (=Remmeber what she said about the HIStory trailer...)
Yeah
All through the night
She bugs you, she's a terror on the screen
And she is mean

Her name is Sawyer
Sawyer Di
'Cause she is a moron and I think Oprah's just so fine
Sawyer, Sawyer Di
Keeps bugging you all night
I don't like Sawyer, Diane, Oprah's, better, Oprah's nice

So I diss Sawyer
Sawyer Di
'Cause she is a moron and I think Oprah's just so fine

Saywer, Sawyer Di
I don't like Prime Time Live
Don't want no Sawyer, Diane
But I think Oprah's real nice...

By summer
January 13th, 2001 (I guess I had a really "productive, inspirational" day on Jan. 13th, 2001...so many parodies written on that day...LOL! But that's typical...I usually wrote several parodies at once. Once I was feeling "creative"...all these ideas just kept popping into jmy head, so several parodies came out at once. So if you notice several parodies having the same date...it's because I has a very creative day! LOL!)






Another parody about the crazy MJ fans....You know, those who keep bugging MJ...who stalk him, follow him EVERYWHERE...who make up stories about him and sell their stories to the tabloids and who use him to make money...who claim Michael is the father of their kids...etc. etc...And you know what they do with mentally ill people....(That's what the "locked into a round room line" is referring to...)

SHE'S INSANE
(To the tune of Destiny's Child's "Say My Name")

She's insane, she's insane
She's locked into a round room
Said things that were untrue
Said she's with MJ
She's insane, she's insane
She's acting really crazy
Thinks she's MJ's baby
She is very strange
She's insane, she's insane
She's locked into a round room
She's mentally ill fool
She is very lame
She's insane, she's insane
Said she's MJ's baby
She is just so crazy
Told you she's insane

Every other day
She would call
Michael J.
Wait at MJ's gate
Or where ever
MJ stays
Every day she stalks
MJ's home
The whole day
Invaded MJ's room
Saying she was MJ's lady

She just doesn't care
If she's told
To go away
She thinks MJ wants
To be with her
Every day
She needs therapy
She's disturbed
She's insane
She can't control her feelings
She's obsessed with Michael J.

One day she stole MJ's things
She took MJ's wedding ring
She wore it as if engaged
Cops found her and took the ring
She was locked up with the fools
She called Mike that afternoon
"Michael you know I love you!!"
"I know you love me, I know it's true!!"

*The girl telling an officer her "story"...but can't keep her story straight...*

"Mike and I had sex
It is true
Here's our kid
I am not lying, miss
Did not come up with it
It was one day in town
In June
We went out
And MJ took me home
No...I went to his house
There was just us two
And it was
Pretty intense
And now I have my boy
Looks like Mike, can't ya tell
This ain't just a lie
To get a million
And a half
I am not after fame!"
But you know that she's insane

She said she had MJ's kid
For money she says anything
The whole thing she, herself, arranged
She called tabloid magazines
Sold her story as if it was true
And told them all a lie or two
Why can't she just tell the truth
She's so strange, she is a fool!!


By summer
January 19th, 2001





Another one about MJ and how FIIIIIIIIINE he looks!!! :)


TOO FINE, YOU KNOW
(To the tune of MJ's "Unbreakable")

Now I'm just recovering
After I fainted
Michael did that to me
Yes, once again
Saw some photos of Mike
"Wow!!! Aaaaww!! Sigh!! Oh my!!!"
And the next thing I knew
Was laying on the ground

Oh Michael you just look so great
Baby, you just make us faint
And when I see you I feel dizzy
MJ I see
And I'm hyperventilating
And I faint and I grin
'Cause Mike you're just so cute, baby

I faint, I scream and
I sigh and grin and
I swoon, please catch me!
When I see MJ's face
Each time I'm fainting
When I see MJ
No guy is like him
Michael's too fine, you know!

Oooh oooh wow!
Aaah
Well

So I stare at him
Won't even blink
'Cause I wanna see
That gorgeous man
And if he's not on stage
I will watch him on film
And keep on staring
That gorgeous thing

I faint, I scream and....
MICHAEL JOSEPH JACKSON IS TOO FINE, YOU KNOW!!!

When he's wearing black jeans
Gold pants or his PJ's
Girls take one look and swoon
Hyperventilate, scream
The eyes, the hands, the mouth, the face
The nose, the butt, the hair, the legs
Mike's too fine, you know!!!!

Rap:
Hey Mike, what cha doing to all us women?
You fine thing
All the girls try to claim to be your PYT
Girls watch your vids 24/7
Try to stay calm though you look hot in your PJ's
Cool we try to act
Behave to the max
But girls must scream
You're Mr. Hot-material
Our dreams are vivid
Each girl wants to meet Mike
Any place you visit
You got fans there
In the hotel girls wait
You go by then and say "Hello!"
Girls cause a riot, start screaming "MICHAEL!!"
One glimpse, half of the girls lay on the floor
'Cause they passed out after you waved at them
And all the girls do agree on
That you're Mr. Goodlooking
They say how you look good
And how you really are banging
Mr. Jackson you're too fine
You make all the girls cry
The aura of your presence
Makes girls faint, 'cause you're HOT!!!


By summer
December 25th, 2002