Parodies Part 3

(More parodies to come...So keep checking in...)


A song about a fan meeting Michael...

OH MY GOD IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON!!!
(to the tune of Destiny's Child's "Independent Women Part 1)

*a female fan is standing in the hallway before MJ's suite, waiting to get to meet MJ...and she wants to be "prepared" and is trying to think of questions to ask once she meets MJ...and she is telling herself to behave once she meets MJ*

Question
"MJ could I get a hug, please?"
Oh my God that man is the man of my dreams!!!
And now I am here waiting to meet him
I can't believe this all is real!

Question
"How are you Mike? How are your kids?"
Gotta be strong, can't faint in bliss
Gotta act cool, and like I can control myself
Now they are asking me in, this is it....

*the bodyguards ask the fan to enter and the fan sees MJ and she is trying to act really cool, but inside she is going "OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! IT IS HIM!! IT IS HIM!! IT IS MJ!!!!" LOL!)*

So I went in
(God, it's HIM!!!)
Walked up to him
(God, it's him!!!!)
*MJ saying*
"How're you doing?"
(God, it's him!!!)
And I said "I'm okay"
And then he
Hugged me gently
(God, it's him!!!)
I was smiling
(God, it's him!!!)
Said I love him
(God, it's him!!!)
And my knees got
And my knees got weak!

Couldn't believe
And couldn't scream
I was there with MJ!!
MJ hugged me
And I felt weak
"God, I'm here with MJ!!!!!"
I tried to just
Remember questions
I thought of in the hall
My mind was blank
I was nervous
I was there with MJ!!!!

*the fan thinking to herself, and being mad at herself for being so nervous*

Girl, I knew you'd be a nervous wreck like that!!!
And now with Michael J. you just can't chat

*the fan trying to chat with MJ*

"MJ I like all your CD's!"
And he said "Thank you! I appreciate it!"
I was standing there and couldn't speak, was too thrilled
And he smiled at me and again my knees got weak

Question
"MJ what is your favorite song?"
I was standing there like a moron for so long
Couldn't think of anything to ask him, I was stunned
Cause he looked so awesome, I wanted another hug!

He looked so sweet
(I LOVE HIM!!!)
Felt like fainting
(I love him!!!)
I was smiling
(I love him!!!)
"I can't believe I'm here!!!"
He was cute
Watched him in bliss
(I love him!!!)
His hair was neat
(I love him!!!)
And then had to leave
(I love him!!!!)
And I fainted
I fainted, oh dear!!

I fainted and
Was embarrassed
Cause MJ looked at me
And they had to
Carry me too
To get me out of there
I felt so weak
And couldn't speak
Fainted 'cause of MJ
And now I was
Feeling troubled
Dying in embarrassement

Girl, I knew you'd be a nervous wreck like that
Can't believe you fainted before him like that!!!

*the fan is outside talking to other fans about meeting MJ*

*The fan*
Yes I met Mike
*Other fans*
Oh wow!!!
*The fan*
He was kind
*Other fans*
Oh God!
*The fan*
He looked so great and I thought I will die!!!
He looked really sweet
And he even smiled at me
And I told him I love him
Then I fainted
Oh

By summer
May 9th, 2002


A parody inspired by my new washing machine...LOL!! I finally got one into my apartment, so I was excited about that. LOL!

WON'T SCRUB MY SHIRT
(to the tune of "You Rock My World")

*summer and Miss iluvmj standing in front of a pile of dirty clothes at summer's place*

Miss iluvmj: Oh god, uh, eeew...*pointing a very dirty shirt*...THAT SHIRT!!! Oh man!! Look at that shirt right there!!!! Goodness gracious!!! *rumping her nose* Uh! That shirt stinks big time, whaah!! It stinks so bad, you know it stinks bad too!

summer: It is smelling! *chuckling*

Miss iluvmj: Eeeeeww!!! It has stains too!! *rumping her nose*

summer: It's from food! *laughing*

Miss iluvmj: Uh! *rumping her nose again*

summer: *giggling* It ain't nice!

Miss iluvmj: *shaking her head* Uh uh uh uh uh! I bet can nobody clean that shirt!

summer: Miss, I'll clean that shirt!

Miss iluvmj: Pfft, you can't clean that shirt, Sum, I GUARANTEE you can't clean that shirt!!

summer: WAAAAATCH me clean that shirt!

Miss iluvmj: I bet you never neverland you can't!

summer: I'll clean that shirt!

Miss iluvmj: Alright, shamone then....SHAMONE!!!

summer: Watch!

*summer looking at different detergents*

I guess I'll just use this one
*smells the detergent she picked*
*chuckles*
Ariel, I like that! (Ariel= a detergent name for those who didn't know! )

My clothes will never smell again
All my shirts will look great
I'll wash them all
Stains will be gone
And then wash them again
'Cause this machine's so cool
All washing it will do
My shirts it cleans, also my jeans
Sweaters, sheets, socks, undies

Yeah it takes no time to put some detergent in, it's so nice!
Yeah select the sign for the correct program for my clothes each time
Won't scrub my shirt

Won't scrub my shirt, won't scrub my jeans
I just throw them in the machine
And clean clothes now I have again
With a push of a button

Each night
I love to do laundry
With my washing machine
It's really neat
It's shiny
Just bought it recently
And all my clothes it cleans
From jackets to undies
I just have to
Fill it anew
And push a button too

Oh, to think that I one time tried to wash my things by hand, OH MY!
Oh but now I've got a new washing machine, it is just so nice!

My shirts never again I'll scrub
My clothes will all smell nice once again
Detergents I just add "Voilá!"
All my clothes will come out looking so clean!!
Wow!

Won't scrub my shirt
Look how it is so clean, baby
Yeah , yeah
Clean, clean, clean
Won't scrub my shirt
Use the machine
Don't have to scrub my shirt
Ooh
Won't scrub my shirt
Machine will wash it
See, it's new
It's neat
And it cleans
Won't scrub my shirt
No need for it, baby
Machine washes my shirt
Whoo, whoo!

By summer
February 2nd, 2002


A parody I wrote in 2002 ....Sony wasn't promoting MJ's Invincible album at all...they were just trying to sabotage MJ's career...And trying to get their hands on the ATV catalogue and Michael's money...So this one's about Tommy Mottola and Sony and what they were trying to do to Michael...

"MONEYLICIOUS"
(To the tune of "Bootylicious" by Destiny's Child)

Tommy can you handle this??!!
Tommy can you handle this??!!
Sony can you handle this??!!
I don't think they can handle this!!
Whoo

Evil fool
Snake that bites
And so nasty
With no pride
Makes me sick
Sick inside
Sleezy, greedy liar
Two faced creep
Go to hell
Arrogant
You are Tommy
You're not gonna
Ruin me
Can you handle
Handle me *MJ showing the middle finger*

You're such a loser, such rat
You do wrong
You corrupted liar
You won't get your hands
On the catalougue
Even though you try
Read my lips carefully
If you think I'm losing
Think I'm through??!!
Think I'm history??!!
I will flabberghast!
Think I'm scared of thee??!! *MJ laughing sarcastically*
F**k off you snake
You can not bring me down

Sony won't get any
Of my money
Sony won't get any
Of my money
Sony won't get any
Of my
My money will go with me when I will leave
Sony won't get any
Of my money
Sony won't get any
Of my money
Sony won't get any
Of my
My money will go with me when I leave

Tommy can you handle this??!!
Tommy can you handle this??
Sony can you handle this??!!
I don't think they can handle this!!

So you
Treat me rough
You scheme
Conspire
No hits
On charts
You'll get Beatles rights??
So you block
What is good
My career
You abuse
Don't hand over
ATV
So you
Sabotage me

Sony won't get any
Of my money
Sony won't get any
Of my money
Sony won't get any
Of my
My money will go with me when I will leave
Sony won't get any
Of my money
Sony won't get any
Of my money
Sony won't get any
Of my
My money will go with me when I leave

Sony just eat your heart out
(Whoo)
You can never bring me down
(Whoo)
You won't get my money nor rights
(Whoo)
The rights will go with me too when I leave

I take my money from Sony' hands
And they weep 'cause my hits won't bring THEM any cash
They see 'nother label make good money, and they can't
I say "Such tough luck!!"
"Sony, kiss my a**!!!"

By summer
July 14th, 2002



I think this next one needs no explanations...;) LOL!

LOOK AT THAT BUTT
(To the tune of "2000 Watts" by MJ)

You can all now sigh
(You can all now sigh)
As he walks pass us
(As he walks pass us)
And makes us scream
(Prepare to now scream)

*female fans are whispering to each other and watching MJ as he walks pass them*

"Look at that butt!....Look at that butt!...Look at that butt!..."

Them broads
Tremble
Screaming all
No control
Too low
Eyes go
They look where their eyes are not supposed to go

They say"That butt!"
MJ's
Too hot!
Females
They scream
When they see MJ wearing again tight jeans

"Look at that butt!"
They all
Need smelling salts
Real strong
That gorgeous back
You know
One look and they all faint
'Cause MJ's hot!

(They scream...they scream...baby..)

They scream
When see
Gold pants
On him
Some chicks
Try to see
If it's briefs, boxers, thong
That is underneath

Turn back
And know
Chicks look
Too low
Almost
Staring
Surely just because they enjoy what they see

*all the girls realize that they are not behaving...and they want to make a change...*

"We now need to behave and really get a grip y'all"

*other girls agree*

"Yeah..."

*some girls still can't resist and whisper*

"Look at that butt...!"

*Other girls nod knowingly to the girls who whispered before and whisper back*

"No doubt!!"

*all the girls are ready to make a change and behave*

"Alright now....let's behave y'all..."

"Are you ready...?"

*MJ walks pass all the girls*

*The girls keep STARING at him with wide eyes and mouth open...and mumbling to themselves*
"MJ's.......HOT!!!"

*and ALL the girls just can't help themselves and start screaming (and fainting) again*

"AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" LOL!

By summer
2001-2002




Another one about wanting to get Michael's new CD already!! LOL!

HURT SONG
(to the tune of "Earth Song")

What if we sometimes, all act insane
When we can't hear you sing, then, you know, we are in pain
Do you know how it feels?, Mike should I mime?!
Why cannot you just sing, I beg you, Mike, and I whine
Did you ever stop to notice, the same things we've said before
Did you ever stop to notice, these crying fans now weeping more

*singing half sobbing*
Aaaaah aaaaaah aaaaaah Oooooh oooooh ooooh

What have we done to him, girls?
Look what we've done!!
Maybe he needs his peace, so that he can have some fun
What if our Michael just needs, just a bit time
What if we all just dream, that the album is on time
Did you ever stop to notice, how all say Britney's a bore
Did you ever stop to notice, the music world needs him for sure

*singing half desperately*
Aaaaaah aaaaaah aaaaaaah Ooooh ooooh ooooh

It used to seem, there is a chance new songs aren't far
Now I don't know where they are, although I know they're so damn far!!!!!

*singing desperately, and frustrated*
Aaaaaah aaaaaah aaaaaaah Ooooooh ooooh ooooh

Hey, hey
What about yesterday, what about the release
All your fans are waiting now, you we wanna see
Is the album late again, I think we all knew
What about your fans hurt, they need new songs soon
What about album news, release date's a must
What about all the fans, have we lost your trust
What about crying males, asking "Michael, PLEASE!!"
What if our begging fails, Mike please hear our pleas
Mike try to understand, we're torn apart by greed
What about the common fan, can't you set her free
What about your fans crying, can't you hear them cry
Where did we go wrong, someone tell me why
Could we all hear your voice, can we see your face
What about all our joy, what about the fans
What about the crying fans, what about ALL your fans
What if we BEG again, do you give a damn?

*singing TOTALLY frustrated* LOL!
Aaaaaaah aaaaah aaaah Oooh oooooh ooooh

*if you wanna sing the "whoos"...stomp your foot like a spoiled brat to each "whoo"* LOL!

By summer
June 20th, 2000