Parodies Part 4

Check out Parts 1-3....some of the "best" ones (the ones I like the most at least...LOL!) are posted in those ones.



A song about a baby learning to walk...LOL!

WALKING ALONE
(To the tune of MJ's "Leave Me Alone")

I am fourteen months old, I'm no baby
I've been crawling my way
What if I just would walk back to mama
Don't wanna crawl all day

Time after time, there's always someone behind me
Now my first step I'll take
Dare I make the first move alone maybe?
I want to walk today

'Cause there's a time when you might
Wanna give it a try
Who's walking, daddy?
Watch me go!
My very first step I'll take
I'll learn to walk today
I'm walking, daddy!!
Folks!!
I'm walking ALONE!!!!
Walking alone
Walking alone
Walking alone
Mommy!!
Look how I can stomp around!!

Hee hee
Whoohoo

There was a time when I was eating baby food
But I want real food now
I used to burb after each time my mom nursed me
I drink now from a cup
I'm a little boy I still need a bedtime story
Though I learned to walk today
I'll just try running across the living room
Dog, don't get in my way!!! LOL!

*the little boy is running around*

Hee hee
Whoohoo
Aow

Da da dah da....

By summer
January 17th, 2001


I wrote this one when I just got tired of people making fun of Michael and spreading lies about him. I was thinking "If I get this annoyed...imagine how much it all must hurt Michael!!). So I wrote this one kind of like from MJ's point of view...

CRYING A RIVER
(To the tune of Justin Timberlake's "Cry Me A River")

Look what you've done
What is it worth?
All of the lies you've made up and told
Oh
Can't understand
Why I'm harrassed
But though my heart is bleeding
They can't bring me down
No

Chorus:
Just stop bugging me
Enough of it
Just leave me alone
Just let me be
Please!!
I don't want to live
A tragedy
You're making me
Cry, I'm so sad about it

Why do you lie and
Why do you abuse me
All day long
And you call me a freak and
Say I'm weird, why're you so cold?
But I refuse
Won't let your abuse
Lessen my pride
But the lies hurt
It is absurd
I cry
Crying a river
Crying a river
Crying a river
Crying a river

You're stalking and chasing and you
All just show no respect
You make up a story
And you put my name on top of it
'Cause it sells if I'm on it
You use my name to make money
And the truth is left unsaid
Manipulate people's minds so
They think I have lost it

Chorus

Oh
You're damaging my life, why don't you beat it??!!!

By summer
December 25th, 2002


To all the "candy addicts" like me...LOL! I bet you all know the feeling of seeing ALL this candy in a store and you just wann have all of it and just "go crazy"! LOL! (Oh...and since I am writing PARODIES....and the songs are supposed to be FUNNY.....some things may have been exaggerated to get that effect...Like the part about "shaking" and "withdrawals". LOL!)

IN A CANDY STORE
(To the tune of MJ's "Get On The Floor")

*summer standing in front of a candy store*

Ah...
Candy store I glance


So I go in the store
To get some sweets
I love the taste of everything
Especially

There I am with candy
I'm not strong
I don't know what I'm doing
I'm shaking 'n droolin'
Feeling withdrawals
And now I am just walking around the store
And I see all this candy
They keep me drooling
I decide to9 buy lots of candy too

Ina candy store
I'll buy some sweets
I love the taste of everything
Especially

For me I collect some
Tasty jelly beans
M&M's bag of yellow (=ya know...peanut M&M's...YUUMMMYYY!!! My favorites! LOL!)
And I'll buy marshmallows
And liquorice
And I see cotton candy and pop corn
And I see so many choices
I need help in choosing
'Cause I sure would like just to chew gum too

In a candy store
I'll buy some sweets
I love the taste of everything
Especially

*summer's conscience is speaking (as she is shoving candy ater candy ina HUGE bag with the speed of a hurricane* LOL!

"Girl, just slow it down!!
Don't waste your money
Girl, just slow it down!!
Get out!!!"

By summer
July 7th, 2001


A song inspired by all the little kids I have worked with and played ball, tag, board games, etc. with! A song about remaining childlike and positive...and not turning into a negative, serious, old person...

JUST PLAY BALL
(To the tune of MJ's "Off The Wall")

Everyone will sure get older
Some are serious all the time and they just frown
If you're negative and mean
Then no wonder if you're often feeling down

Chorus:
But if you know how to laugh and play
And act crazy
Like a kid again
You'll be fine
If you free your mind and be true to yourself
And just enjoy yourself
(True!!)
And the madness of this world won't get to you
Life ain't so bad at all
Kid around and just play ball
Life ain't so bad at all
Kid 'round and play ball
Kid around and just play ball
Gotta play ball
Kid around and play ball
Gotta play ball

You can joke 'round all you want to
'Cause there's nothing wrong in sometimes being a clown
If you take the chance and do it
Then you'll see there's no reason for you to frown

(Chorus)

Do what you want to do
There ain't no rules, it's up to you
It's time to come alive
And laugh and play, it feels so nice
Alright

In the park you all can play tag
And remember you don't have to play a role
Or play Scrabble with your friends and
Play Memory, you never are too old

(Chorus)

Life ain't bad at all
Kid around, play ball
Life ain't bad at all
Kid around, play ball

By summer
July 7th, 2001


Another parody I wrote at 3 am....and I must have been hungry! LOL! I love Froot Loops and Honey Nut Cheerios....I never eat them with milk though. I always eat them straight from the package. LOL! So this one's a song about them. LOL!

NEW FROOT LOOPS
(To the tune of 3T's "I Need You")

*a dramatic scene at the breakfast table....sung by a 7 year old*

New Froot Loops, mom
I am not sure if I like them too....

My mom had bought a brand that was wrong
I noticed it was new
So I opened it and took a look inside
And the packing was so simple
And the taste was not too good
The old ones I like better and I cried

New Froot Loops
Do not like them 'cause they don't taste that good
New Froot Loops
I want the ones that we had before
New Froot Loops
And the toy is not inside, there's just loops *pouts* LOL!
New Froot Loops
NEW FROOT LOOPS

Well my mom explains to me and sighs
"Old ones they didn't have in store
So I bought a different brand with the same name
And they do have more vitamins
But if you like old ones more
I guess I won't buy this brand ever again..."

New Froot Loops
I could not swallow even a spoonful
New Froot Loops
They are bad, like the old ones much more
(I like the old ones just so much more)
I need my old Froot Loops 'cause they are superb!
I want them, and I wanna have them in the morning
I hate these Froot Loops

Yuck, new Froot Loops
Mommy
Wanna have my old Froot Loops soon
I like the olds ones just so much more
(I like the old brad just so much more)
I couldn't eat these new loops never ever
There comes no toy with them
And they don't taste that good
New Froot Loops

New Froot Loops
(Need old ones)
(Not new ones)
(These loops a kid cannot swallow)
New Froot Loops
(Yeah, yeah)
How could anyone eat them, they're gross!
(Yeah, they're so gross, so gross yeah!)

My mom had bought the brand that was wrong
And they were not that good
New Froot Loops....

By summer
January 17th, 2001


So this song was inspired by what all the female MJ fans were saying during that time...MJ's black pants...and the females going crazy over MJ's fly being open at Madison Square Garden and the fans supposedly seeing through MJ's white tight pants that he was wearing black briefs......LOL!


AND THE BLACK BRIEFS
(To the tune of "Dancing Machine" by The Jacksons)

Chorus 1:
Gold pants, white pants, black pants
And the black briefs
Our baby
Such cute baby

Oooh the man is more than fine, he's
Bootylicious, looks so great
Oooh the females dig his eyes
And his behind, you know, ladies!! ;)
He's such a sexy baby
Ooh MJ is too fine!!

Fans swooning, some wooing
Sighing when they see MJ once
Yeah
Gosh the man is fabulous, he
Just looks too fine, that Jackson
All the girls just want to be his wife LOL!
Yeah
You know that he is banging
Looks super rad now
Just watch him whirl that cute behind

Chorus

Chorus2:
Mike's gold pants, white pants
And the black briefs
Hiw fly open
At M. Square Garden
Fans say "Wow, wow look at him!!!"
He's supreme!!

He's a baby
MJ's a baby
(Oh wow watch him now)
He's so great
He's so great
Such cute baby
Looks so great
He's so great
He's so great

By summer
(I think I wrote this one somewhere around late 2001- early 2002...)



A song about blondes and girls trying to be blonde...LOL!

B.H. (Blonde Hair)
(To the tune of MJ's "D.S.")

Aow
Come on baby

Blonde girls don't think so fast
I can't deny
Brunettes they try to dye their hair blonde
With peroxide
Brunettes buy their dye from Seven Eleven
To be blonde is heaven

They all just wanna have blonde hair

Dye now!

They try out
Every single way
They stop at nothing just to get their
Shiny blonde hair
They think they're hot with wonderB-R-A
I bet their mothers never were real blondes
Anyway
Trying to cover dark hair every day
You know they never had real blonde hair
Anyway
They think guys love them lie they love P.A. (=Pamela Anderson)
I don't care what they all say

They just don't have real blonde hair

CASH!!

You know they all just use a bad hair dye
They play dumb blonde but you know it's a lie

They just don't have real blonde hair...

By summer
1999


Seems like there is something "magical" about 3 am...because this is ANOTHER parody I wrote in the middle of the night...at 3-4 am, while studying for exams! LOL! I wrote this one at the sam etime I wrote Froot Loops, MJ Is Really Cute, etc....I guess I was just really stressed out and needed a break from studying so I wrote all these parodies for fun. LOL!

STUDY ALL NIGHT
(To the tune of "Eaten Alive" sung by Diana Ross and MJ)

*3 am...Summer is lying in her bed with all her books...studying the whole night through for her anatomy exam*

'Nother exam's again in sight
Anatomy of humans
It's getting late, it's night
Lying in my bed, no sleep
Running out of time
Keep forgetting and must revise again
I can't see, my eyes are red
Can't get rid of this old ritual
Of always studying too late
Why is not my timing right
Thsi gets on my nerves
Gotta stay up late to learn about all the nerves

And I say "I'm impossible!"
this habit just must stop
Girl do it right, AAARRGGGHH!!
Learn 'bout digestion, "Interesting!"
Intestines, "They're easy!!"

Chorus:
I don't wanna study all night
Wanna sleep, not read books
This is hard, I'm disgusted
You see
I don't wanna study all night
To study all night
Study all night
I don't wanna study
Study all night

Tomorrow I'm almost done
I've learned about senses
And 'bout all vital organs
But I need sleep or I will fall over
Been up all night
But I know next night I must stay up once more
And I know that's impossible
There's nothing I can do
Must stay up, AAARRGGHH!!
Dprived from sleep, gotta keep readin'
Or I will flunk, you see

By summer
January 17th, 2001


SNEEZE
(To the tune of MJ's "Scream")

AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!

Tired, I just sleep
Got a disease
It is so disgusting
I just gotta sneeze
Again

My fever went down
But now it's back up
I've lost many pounds
I got a bad cough
Damn it

I sneeze on my pillow
I'm coughing all night
My handkerchif's torn
Medicine I take one time
Got chills, I am cold, "Achoo!!"
It is a bad sign
I've got to get stronger
Agony!!! I feel like dying!!

With such bad flu you cannot help it
You just sneeze
(Baby you just sneeze)
You take cough medicine
And then you fall asleep
(Sleep now baby)
I just can't cope
My fever once again is risin'
Somebody please have mercy
'Cause I just can't take this°°

My flu's killing me!!
My bad flu's killing me°°
My bad flu's killing me!!
I just gotta sneeze!!

I'm again sweating
I don't feel okay
Been sick for five days now
And everything aches

Keep sweating, I'll cool
My fever's going away
It won't take much longer
Until I am healthy again

With such bad flu....

By summer
October 18th, 2000