Parodies Part 5

More parodies...(and more to come! Yes...still got more. LOL!)

A parody written exactly one year after the MJ&Friends event in Munich in 1999...a song about how much FUN we had....Ah, the memories!! :) *singing* "Those sweet memories...will ALWAYS be dear to me..." :)

MUNICH
(To the tune of MJ's "Ghosts")

It was all one year ago
It was so much fun out there
Fans all having a ball
Fans were chanting a lot there

We were longing to see you
We were jumping all in glee
Every time we could see you
We were screaming wildly

Those were the days yeah, hey
Aow

There were thousand fans or more
Chanting "Mike, we love you more!!"
And I kept hugging the bear (=the HUGE teddy bear the Norwegian fans had bought for MJ)
We were happy to be there
And we showed the whole town
Who's the greatest star around
At Bay Hof we were 'til dawn (Bay Hof= Bayerischer Hof...MJ's hotel in Munich)
Then we all went to the show

Those were the days yeah, hey
(In Munich we were having a ball, wanna do it again next fall, Please Mike, don't you?!)
Those were the days yeah


In Munich we saw Michael J. last year, you see
In Munich we saw Michael's show; Our baby, we miss him!!!
In Munich we all proudly shouted "Mike's the king!!"
In Munich we all loudly sang all Mike's songs with feeling

When I think of all that
I am crying, you see
Those were the days in Munich last year, ya see
In Munich last year, ya see

By summer
June 28th, 2000

IT'S ALL MJ
(To the tune of MJ's "Keep The Faith")

Any other sound
Really isn't right
For that sound is just pure splendor
Like a lullaby
Enchanted by the words
You're like in a trance
And the power's in the feeling
Hope it will last and last

'Cause it's the sound you wanna drown in
Get the new CD
And you need to hear MJ all day
And ah
Lose yourself in dreams

It's all MJ
I wanna turn the music loud
And I just want everyone to know
That it is Mike who has got THE sound
It's all MJ
Baby yeah
He is a legend of all times
He is considerably handsome
And we will love Mike no matter what it's gonna take
He's a real thriller 'cause you know it's all MJ
Better believe it brother
You got it

And when you think of just
"You are not alone"
And the face that you only dream of
When you're all alone
And you can go by feel
When you start to dance
And the power's in the feeling
Mike puts us in a trance
I know that we will
Adore Mike forever
Look at him and sigh
Any time that he calls we'll be right there
He's our only desire

It's all MJ
I wanna turn the music loud, brother
Don't listen to all the lies
But only Michael Jackson's sound
It's all MJ
Baby yeah
He is a legend of all times
He is considerably handsome
I've told reporters that they're wrong and we're right
Dozens of times I've been defending our Mike
Never will I stop and let them get in Mike's way
We all will be winners
If we just defend MJ
Go on do it brother
You got it

I know that defending MJ
Means never giving up on love
And the power that Mike has
Makes it right

It's all MJ
I wanna turn the music loud, brother
And I just want everyone to know
That it's Mike who has got THE sound
It's all MJ
Baby yeah
He is a legend of all times
He is considerably handsome

When the volume is up
I am feeling alright
I'll play that music for the rest of my life
No other, brother, I just listen MJ
Suffer from insomnia just to hear MJ
Think of MJ and what he's doing right now
Go in the net just to check the news out
Just live your life and listen MJ each day
There is no one better
So we got to hear MJ

Hear MJ
Go
Go on and turn the music loud, brother
Don't listen to all the lies
But only Michael Jackson's sound
It's all MJ
Baby yeah
He is a legend of all times
He is considerably handsome
They can't deny who is the best 'cause it's shown
Don't mess with Mike, you best just leave him alone
We will never ever let them get in Mike's way
They just make all up
But we all defend MJ

Hear MJ
Go on do it, brother
You got to hear MJ
Yeah see MJ
(See MJ)
Well you know hey, sister
We got to see MJ
Now! Now!!

I've told reporters that they're wrong and we're right
Dozens of times I've been defending our Mike
Never will I stop and let them get in Mike's way
Mike's the real winner and we love our MJ
Straighten up the crap and tell the people all facts
There are no buts, Mike will get all respect back!
We're so tired of all lies and I have to say:
Take it like you want, but we all just love MJ!!

It's all MJ
Go
Go on and turn the music loud
Don't listen to all the lies
But only Michael Jackson's sound
It's all MJ
Baby yeah
He is a legend of all times
He is considerably handsome
And I must say
You know I do love our MJ!! :)

By summer
October 9th, 1999

DEAR FRIEND MIKE
(To the tune of MJ'S "Black or White")

Beginning scene:

*at an MJ discussion board...Summer has been posting TONS of MJ parodies already...and keeps posting more every day*

MJ fans: Hey!!
Summer: WHAT?!
MJ fans: Knock it off!!
Summer: Fans, this is the best one!!!
MJ fans: Knock it OFF!!!
Summer: NO!!!
MJ fans: We're so TIRED of them!! Knock it off!!
Summer: Fans...this is the best one!! Come on!!!
MJ fans: No!! Knock it off NOW!!
Summer: No, this is the....I wanna post it okay?!!!!

*MJ fans keep protesting and posting messages to tell Summer to stop posting all the stupid, crazy parodies* LOL!

Summer: Yeah, right.....tired of them...ssuuuurrrrre...EAT THIS!!!!

*Summer gets her own parody forum on the board and is made the "MJ Parody Master"* LOL!

Aow, aow

I think my parody will make you all laugh
But if that is not so, then you might say it's lame
But I hope it is hysterical
'Cause hysterical's what I had in mind
Hee
ANd I am writing it for our Mikey
So I better really get it right
Oh

Hey print my message out when I am done
I have to tell you singing along is fun
Any parody you wanna see
I will do it for you over one night
Hee
But if I'm writing it for our Mikey
Then I better really get it right
Hee
Can't you see
Hee hee

I ain't trying to get better
I'm just writing this stuff
I'm not tired of it baby
No, I will never give up
I have no need to brag, but
I have MJ sheets
One day I will write a
Parody 'bout them, you see LOL!

Rap:
M. Jackson
The man's a sensation
Positive
And cute and so handsome
He's the most known
On a global scale
I wanna hear his songs again
All adults and babies
Say Mike's the greatest
He's the king, he's the one, he's so amazin'
It's out Mike and no other
But Mike, could we see sometimes the album cover....?

Elvis ain't the real king
'Cause he wasn't great like our dear Mike
Hee hee
And if you think about our baby
Ain't no better than our dear friend Mike
I said
If you think about our baby
Ain't no better than our dear friend Mike
I said
He's king and there is no other
Ain't no better than our dear friend Mike
Alright, alright
Uh uh uh
Oooh oooh
Alright
Yeah yeah yeah

He's best
Our Mike
They better try to realize
He's best
Our Mike
Whoo

By summer
July 5th, 2000
(And I know the grammar in the song isn't always correct, but it's for a reason...Like it should be "Ain't no one better"...instead of "Ain't no better"...but you can't fit it into the music...so grammar has got to go. LOL!)


I wrote this one after the fans at KOP board asked me to write a parody about Karen, since I had already written one about Wayne too...so this is the best I could come up with. LOL!

KAREN FAYE, GIRL
(To the tune of MJ's "Liberian Girl")

The Scene:
Michael sitting on a chair. He is grabbing all the make up tubes and boxes and he is singing to Karen (look at song lyrics) and he is bobbing his head to the beat while Karen is trying to do MJ's hair. So Karen tries to get MJ to hold still....

Karen: Michael hold still, I....Michael hold still, I....do your hair!!

Michael:
Ah
Oh Karen Faye, girl
My make up you do, and hair
All great brands you use
Oh Karen Faye, girl
Eye shadow and lipstick first
And then the powder

*Michael is looking at all the make up tubes with curiosity and reading their brand names and suggesting Karen what make up to use by grabbing one product, reading its name and waving it in the air in front of Karen*

Oh Karen Faye, girl
Use Lancome and Revlon, Estee Lauder
Make my face look really cute and
Put mascara on me
Put some blush on my both cheecks
When you're finished I just grin
"Another great make up, Faye-girl!"

Karen: Michael hold still, I....Michael hold still, I....do your hair...

Michael:
Oh Karen Faye, girl
More hairspray don't need these curls
Just comb my hair please
Oh Karen Faye, girl
Lipstick from Yves Saint Laurent
You put it on me

Oh Karen Faye, girl...Use Lancome....

Oh Karen Faye, girl
Use Lancome and Revlon, Estee Lauder
You're great, Karen Faye
My make up daily you do
And I smile and say thank you
For all the great things that you do
I thank you, Karen Faye, girl
All the time
I thank you
Karen Faye, girl...

By summer
July 14th, 2000


Remember before Invincible came out...how they kept giving us different release dates every week...and then we heard about MJ wanting to do films and everyone was like "Nooo...finish the album!! We wanna hear the new songs already!!"...LOL! Another song about the "agony" fans go through every single time they wait for a new MJ album! LOL!

MIKEY
(To the tune of MJ's "Money")

Mikey, Mikey
Favorite, inspiring, cute he is, divine he is

Saw your record and just, kind of thought I must
Sing the old songs again, like a true fan does

I don't care, I wanna hear our Mikey
I don't care, I only listen Mikey

So you're feeling hurt, 'cause they twist your words
They don't get it right, it's all absurd

We do care, defend our dear Mikey
'Cause we care, we'll be there for Mikey

We are fighting the tabs 'cause they disgust you
We're all number one fans who really love you
And you're being adored, so you must know
We'll never betray or deceive you, my friend

Mike
Give us music to dance, 'cause we are waiting
'Cause we're all gonna cry, if the album's late again
We cannot understand, we cannot take this
We'd do anything, dear Mikey

Anything, anything, anything dear Mikey
Feeling blue, the album's due
We've been waiting long, like, forever!!

Assure us
That the album is doing fine
Will it be out in time?
I don't think so... :(

You don't care, you're doing movies Mikey
This ain't fair, been waiting for you Mikey

While you're playing Poe, could you promise us
That you still will go record songs for us

When is there, new album for us Mikey?
We can't bear this feeling now, Mikey

We've been neglected once again for years, it's just agony, you see
Release new songs and we're all smiles, that would be fabulous
You could make that happen

Don't you know we all cry 'cause we can't bear this
And we're soon gonna need morphine and sedatives LOL!
Wanna hear the new songs, oh Mike have mercy!!
We'd do anything, dear Mikey

Anything....

They said he's vacationing all around the world
WE TOO THINK SO! LOL!

Wonder when will that man be back recording?
Why can't he realize that we are mourning
Someone tell me this time he is recording
We'd do anything, dear Mikey
*deep sigh* LOL!

Anything...

We want it, you record it, our victory! LOL!
Mikey where's the album now?
Record it, record it, record it, come on, record it, record it, record it
Mikey, Mikey, Mikey
Aow

Don't tell me
Don't tell me
Don't tell me it is late again :(

By summer
June 3rd, 2000