Parodies Part 6

Still more parodies to come...so keep checking in... :)



I think I wrote this one around the Sony demo time...sometime in 2002...I can't find the date when I wrote this one so I don't know the exact date...

(KING OF) POP
(To the tune of 'NSync's "Pop")

King of pop
Him we admire, he's the greatest, his songs we play loud
All the fans just love Mike, our love won't ever fade out
People need to realize we'll support him 'til the end
We love Mike from the heart, you see, to us he's heaven sent

It doesn't matter
If he's near or far, we'll be there in a sec
All that matters
We wanna fight the lies, people show him some respect!!
It doesn't matter
What the tabloids say, we know their each old lie
All that matters
Is that we love Mike and Sony can eat it this time!!

Everywhere the fans love Mike
His music is divine
The fans now will unite
Sony will see
Mike is still the top
MJ they can't stop
'Cause he is all they got
He's king of pop!!

King of pop
MJ Sony can't stop
Michael J.'s the king of pop
Sony'll see

Now all around the world the fans of Mike buy the CD anew
We just try to promote Mike
We'll show Sony who's who!!
Michael J.'s a great artist, he's not a has been!
Fans protest and support Mike, now Sony better see!!

It doesn't matter....

By summer
(Sometime around 2002...I think)


A parody I wrote when I had Tonsillitis and fever and felt like dying! LOL!

BED
(To the tune of MJ's "Bad")

I look ghost white
Ain't feeling alright
Coughing for days
Can't sleep at night
I need a cure
Been sick for weeks
I cough and whine
I feel so ill

*coughing*
*coughing*
Got fever
Ain't nice

Doctor:
I'm giving you
Penicillin
To cure your throat
Soon you'll be healed
I'm telling you
This's for your mouth
Gargle each day
And then spit out

And I say three days's the limit
By then I think you'll be cured
But until then don't do nothing
Just take your pills at home

And stay in bed, in bed
(Bed, bed) *the nurses singing*
Slow down
(Gotta stay in bed)
Just stay in bed, in bed, you know it
(Bed, bed)
(Gotta stay in bed)
Just stay in bed, in bed, slow down, you know
And on Friday come and see me one time
But for now you gotta stay...in bed!!

I can't go out
Got to stay home
Whole time I cough
Not feeling strong
In bed I lie
Got tonsillitis
"This is enough!!"
Wanna feel alright!!
I'm on sick leave
It just began
I beg and hope
This bug will pass

Doctor said three days's the limit
By then I hope I am cured
But until then can't do nothing
I'll take my pills at home

And stay in bed...

Maybe I'll be fine tomorrow
That would really be so great
Ten days I'll take penicillin
I'll do what doctor said

I'll stay in bed....

By summer
June 13th, 2001

A funny song about all these girls fighting over MJ and wanting to be MJ's girl...you know...a song about "delusional MJ fans"...LOL! It's a fun song that is in no way to be taken seriously!! LOL! Iluvmj, Angela and MJ's Poetry fan used to joke around and say MJ is "theirs"...and so we were all like "no...get in line...MJ is mine and you are all just delusional thinking he's yours"...You know, we were all just playing around with it and joking around. So I wrote a parody inspired by that. LOL! So do NOT take it seriously! LOL! It was all written as a joke! LOL!

DELUSIONAL GIRLS
(To the tune of MJ's "Liberian Girl")

Delusional girl
She keeps thinking Michael's hers
But that just ain't true
Delusional girl
You can't get Mike in your world
And you feel so blue

Delusional girls
Iluvmj, Poetry, Angela
They all are just groupies
(Note: I almost peed my pants when I came up with the next lines while writing thsi one because it was just TOO CRAZY! LOL!)
Summer has the real thing
She's Mike's wife with lots of kids (NOT! LOL! Remember we were JOKING around!! LOL!)
And Mike loves her endlessly
You are fools
Delusional girls

Delusional girl
She thinks that she is Mike's girl
Admit your defeat
Delusional girl
She'll get restrainings order
Take your pills now please

Delusional girls....

Delusional girls
Iluvmj, Poetry, Angela
I wait for the day
When they will straight-jacket you
And I'll smile and say "You fools!!"
Mike's mine and he is so cute!!
You are fools
Delusional girls
And so blind
You are fools
Delusional giiirrrllllssss
Oh so blind
You are fools
Deluuuusional giiirrrllllssss.....

LOL!

By summer
September 2000

Yet another parody that was inspired by the frustration of having to wait for MJ's new album for sooooooo long! LOL! The wait is always worth it and I want Michael to take his time to make a great album....but of course, as a fan...you just CAN NOT wait to hear the new music, so...it's kind of "torturous" to wait for so long...LOL! Oh and since the song is supposed to be a parody and fun, the fan behaviour has intentionally been exaggerated...Duh! LOL!

LITTLE MUSIC
(To the tune of MJ's "Little Susie")

Somebody give me little music
I need a new tune
'Cause Mike's album's not coming soon
I will start screaming
"Want the CD!! Want new tunes!!"
Oh Mike can't you see
It's so cruel

It just isn't fair
We're so bored and for others we don't care
We only want Mike's CD to be there
If Michael would only sing
The fans would be smiling
Mike if you care
Bring new songs on air

I can't believe
The new album we cannot get
So I cry each night in my bed
We're waiting, no choice
Many tears we shed, we live in vain
We're desperate
It's agony, it's pain

But all the fans crying for more
"Wanna hear new music from our Mike!!
Wanna have the new album, new rhymes!!"
If Michael would only sing
The fans would be smiling
Mike if you care
Bring new songs on air

But I say "For God's sake!!!"
When can we have new tunes??!!
When will Mike's new album be there?!
Some new songs we all wanna get
We want them soon!!
And we scream loud
But the album's not there
We know Mike don't care...*sob* LOL!

Fans wait at home
Some of them cry
Listen music alone
Wonder where Michael has gone
Michael don't care
There's no record
How much can fans bear
We all keep on weeping, we keep praying

Neglecting us still
Oh dear Mike, what cha doing, filming??
Little music, is that so hard to give?!
If Michael would only sing
The fans would be smiling
Mike if you care
Why's the CD not there?! :( LOL!

By summer
October 14th, 2000

A friend of mine (another MJ fan from Portugal) wanted me to write a parody about not wanting to go to work...So this is what I came up with....

I'LL TAKE SOME TIME FOR ME
(To the tune of MJ's "The Way You Make Me Feel")

Hee hee
Oh
Today no work
Aow
Hee

I think today I'll take one day off
"I have some fever", that's what I will tell my boss
I've worked so hard, now I need to rest
Today I'm gonna do what I like the best
I'll play some music at home so loud
I pig out on some sweets and just lay on the couch
Won't miss my work on a day so nice
I'll have a day for me

I'll take some time for me
(I'll take some time for me)
It really feels so good
(It really feels so good)
No boss, no work, I am free
(No boss, no work, I'm free)
I'll spend the day alone
(I'll spend the day alone)

Uh uh

I'm gonna watch cartoons on TV
While I am eating some candy and ice cream
Oh I'm relaxing from noon 'til night
Don't bother me because this is MY free time
To be alone today is not a bore
I'll just be lazy, have pizza from Domino's
I swear i'm smiling, won't feel uptight
'Cause this day is for me

I'll take some time for me....

Acha acha acha oooh
Today no work
No
Hee hee
Aow
Today no work

By summer
June 10th, 2001

When you can't get a new MJ album, it is torture...LOL! A song about that. LOL!

SO I KEEP ON CRYIN'
(To the tune of MJ's "She's Out Of my Life")

So keep on cryin'
So I keep on cryin'
And we don't know wheater the album's on time
Michael, your fans hurt, they weep and whine
And this just isn't right!!
So I keep on cryin'

You're torturing fans
You're torturing fans
Waiting for five years
That's not fair!!
And we're all getting frantic
Acting so peculiar
Mike can't you understand
You're torturing fans

So concerned (Alright, it's our obsession!!)
Michael, sir, your fans can't wait!
We all yearn to meet Mike in person
But we've learned to wait

And so
I keep on cryin'
So I keep on cryin'
Fans of this Jackson
Whose name is Mike
Can't get the album
Girls, it isn't right!!
And it cuts like a knife
So I keep on.....*sob*....cryin'
Uh-mmmm.....

LOL!

By summer
July 5th, 2000



Another song about wanting to get Michael's new CD already...! LOL! And for clarification....Drought in the song means the "MJ drought" when there were no MJ news, no release date, no new songs, no new videos, etc...and the "new number" is referring to a new performance...like he had a "new number" in Munich in 1999...he did a new version of Dangerous.

WANT TO HEAR MIKE MORE
(To the tune of MJ's "Blood On The Dancefloor")

Can't wait no longer
We're all insane
New songs we hunger
It's so insane
Can't wait 'til Easter
How does it feel
To know that album
Will be a thrill

Every night I dance and MJ's pictures I glance
In chatrooms wonder with all the fans
New CD, when will we get it?
Every Mike-fan is out in disco to dance
Mike has the best and most true fans
Is the new CD ready?

We'll show this world who is the best with the most fans
We're gonna straighten up all stupid lies
(All stupid lies)
We listen to Mike's music and get up and dance
The new CD please give me
'Cause I just can't take this
New songs I miss

New songs we all hunger
We want this "drought" to end
Each day we all wonder
What kind of songs he'll bring
We just want to hear Mike more
See him on stage live
If Mike has a new number
The fans will feel alright

Mike had a new number
It was unreal
Applause like thunder
It was such thrill
In Munich, baby
We had a blast
If we could only
Re-live the past

Every night I dance...
We'll show this world...
New songs we all hunger....

We just want to hear Mike more
(Want to hear Mike more) x 3
We just want to hear Mike more
And I just can't take this
New songs I miss
Whoo

By summer
December 1999